If I Fits, I Sits

If I Fits, I Sits

There is a concept known to all cats, from the tiniest house kitten to the largest tiger. That concept is, “If I fits, I sits.” What this means to the cat is that any kind of container that the cat can manage to sit in, even if most of the cat overflows the container, becomes…

Miscellaneous Cat-ness

Miscellaneous Cat-ness

A few weeks ago, as I was working at my desk, Sophie started racing around all over the house. I could hear her galloping from one room to the next. Sounded like a stampede. Well, fair enough. She’s still a young cat, and they do take it into their heads to do this.

More About Sophie

More About Sophie

I’m not sure if it’s possible to be a crazy cat lady if a person only has one cat, but it’s looking to me like I’m giving that a good try.

Changing the Sheets Triathlon

Changing the Sheets Triathlon

The Changing the Sheets Triathlon, CST hereafter, is a grueling event that tests the metal, stamina, and ingenuity of all kittens who enter it. The CST always begins with the Racing Around, perhaps the most exciting part of this event. At completion of the Racing Around, the kitten will move on to the Advanced Getting…

Puddin Hauls Up to the Old Watering Hole

This reporter interviewed the subject, Puddin (aka “old fuzzbucket”, aka “wildchild”, aka “old dirt bag”) at his favorite drinking establishment, shown below. When this reporter questioned Puddin about the cleanliness, sanitation, and just plain common sense of making toilet water his beverage of choice, Puddin responded, “Meow.” Asked for further explanation of this stance, he further…

Enter Sophie

Enter Sophie

Our blue Siamese, Sabby, has been gone now for just over a year. A well-loved pet that’s gone can never be replaced, but sometimes a person can find another furball to love anyway. And this is Sophie, seal lynx Balinese. This is Sophie at four weeks old, what I like to call “the bewildered jellybean…

Puddin Makes a Break for Freedom

Dangerous fugitive Puddin, aka “Wild Child” lurking in his secret hideout, reportedly under a neighbor’s deck. The fugitive was brought to justice and taken into custody with the aid of food, water, a chemical compound, and a lot of pleading.  Puddin was interviewed by this reporter in the detention facility, commonly known and “Diane’s House.”…

Meet Puddin

This is Diane’s cat, Puddin. He has his own desk, where he helps Diane work and probably supervises everything she does. In the photo below, you can see him hard at work.

They Can’t Count But They Can Compare

They Can’t Count But They Can Compare

They Can Definitely Compare The watermelon-smashing comic, Gallagher, said that about cats. His point was that if you bought a bunch of a type of cat food, then that was the cat food that your cat was never going to eat again. Because they can’t count, but they can compare. I don’t know how seriously…

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